This guidebook features an electronic sound module so you’ll be able to learn proper zombie pronunciation. Remember, it’s “RAHHHhh!” not “Rawr” or “Raaaaah.” Helpful text explores the customs and etiquette of living in a zombie world and detailed illustrations will let you peek into the everyday lives of the undead as they’re working on their muscles or dancing at a local club. The all-purpose BRAINS button can be used in any situation, deadly or otherwise. Learning zombie is like learning any other language; it just takes time and patience. You’re running out of time, so we suggest picking up this book ASAP and making with the learning.

[How To Speak Zombie - A guide for the Living]

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